I am Maryellen and I like plants. And costumes. And Tom Hiddleston. And lots of other stuff. Take a look.
Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction
coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’
and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’
When I was in high school, I was of the “ooh I’m not like other girls oooh~~” mentality. Also at the time I had no sex drive whatsoever, and therefore thought myself above my concupiscent classmates.
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
WOWWWWWWW OH MY GOD
Welcome to Tumblr, ladies and gents.
And what, pray tell, does a femme look like?
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
write a book together
is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl
is anyone even aware of how difficult it is being a femme lesbian who likes femme lesbians? you’ll reel in 3 guys and a butch lesbian